WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT I HATE IPHONES

THANK YOU LIVER CANCER FOR SAVING ME FROM IPHONE 5.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH APPLE
I HATE YOU WITH ALL MY SUNSHINE AND HEART

YOUR DEVICE CANNOT CHARGE WITH THIS ACCESSORY
WHY NOT? IT SAYS FUCKING APPLE ON IT.

WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO WAIT 5 M INUTES FOR MY IPHONE TO SHUT DOWN

turning it onW

WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO WAIT FIVE MINUTES FOR MY IPHONE TO START UP

WHY THE FUCK CANT I INSTALL FROM ITUNES WITHOUT HAVING TO SYNC AND WIPE MY ENTIRE FUCKING PHONE

I CERTAINLY WOULD LIKE TO INSTALL APPS AND GAMES TO MY IPHONE

 BUT ITS SUCH A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS.

WHY CAN'T I DELETE FILES FROM MY IPHONE?
I DELETED ALL APPS AND NOW I HAVE 4.5 GB OF "OTHER" THAT CANNOT BE DELETED

Reasons I hate my fucking iphone on August 17, 2013

#1 Legitimate Apple USB Cable : DOESNT CHARGE MY PHONE

#2 Legitimate Apple USB Cable : DOESNT CHARGE MY PHONE

#3 Legitimate Apple USB Cable : DOESNT CHARGE MY PHONE

#1 Legitimate Apple USB Cable : DOESNT CONNECT TO COMPUTER

#2 Legitimate Apple USB Cable : DOESNT CONNECT TO COMPUTER

#3 Legitimate Apple USB Cable : DOESNT CONNECT TO COMPUTER