MY DAUGHTER SAID DADDY I WANT AN IPHONE. I SAID HONEY, I DON'T HATE YOU I CANNOT IN GOOD FAITH BESTOW THE CURSE OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT ON YOU, I WANT YOU TO LIVE A LONG PROSPEROUS AND INNOCENT LIFE. I DONT NEED HER TO FEEL LIKE I DO EVERY TIME I TURN ON MY IPHONE.
SO I BOUGHT HER AN ANDROID PHONE FOR CHRISTMAS. $100, SO I COULD BUY 18 OF THEM FOR THE PRICE OF ONE IPHONE 6SGT4.
BUT WHATS EMBARASSING IS HER SCREEN IS SO MUCH LARGER THAN MINE. I LOOK LIKE A PIMP WITH MY HUGE FUCKING OTTERBOX AND ITS BULLETPROOF ARMY SWAT TEAM STYLE ALL UP ON THAT SHIT. AND NEXT TO HER CHEAP ASS ANDROID ITS A LITTLE ARMY DWARF SLUT.
HEY BUT LIKE I SAID BEFORE, I HAVE RETINA DISPLAY.
IF NOW ONLY I COULD SEE THE RETINA DISPLAY WHILE I HAVE MY FINGERS ON THE 4 INCH SCREEN. SO WITH FINGERS I HAVE A TOTAL OF 3" LEFT OR SO. EMBARASSING. SCREENENVY#
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