WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT I HATE IPHONES

THANK YOU LIVER CANCER FOR SAVING ME FROM IPHONE 5.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH APPLE
I HATE YOU WITH ALL MY SUNSHINE AND HEART

YOUR DEVICE CANNOT CHARGE WITH THIS ACCESSORY
WHY NOT? IT SAYS FUCKING APPLE ON IT.

WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO WAIT 5 M INUTES FOR MY IPHONE TO SHUT DOWN

turning it onW

WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO WAIT FIVE MINUTES FOR MY IPHONE TO START UP

WHY THE FUCK CANT I INSTALL FROM ITUNES WITHOUT HAVING TO SYNC AND WIPE MY ENTIRE FUCKING PHONE